Bex!

Name- Rebecca Drury
Nickname- Bex, Dyke, Lesbo Slag
Age - 20
Residence - Leek Road, Costa Del Hanley
Profession - Fellow Bar Slag
Favourite Pose - Shake the hair shimmy the tits!
Trademark Fashion - Rockport Boots
Smokes - Only when Cat aint lookin!
Drinks - Southern Comfort
Loves - Cat , Trendz Cocktails and all things Hed Kandi
Hates - Lazy bar Staff
Role - Part of our group at work and very trustworthy!
Most Likeley To Say - Something nice
Least Likely to say - Yes, I am two faced and backstabbing.

Marky

Name - Mark Leighton
Nickname - Theres too many
Age - 22
Residence - Talke Pitts
Profession - MPRC Account Manager
Favourite Pose - Gurning
Trademark fashion - Anything Blue and plain!
Smokes - Heavily
Drinks - Anything
Loves - Futurama, Big Brother and Porscha
Hates - His mother , living at home
Role - ooooo, ex boyfriend, the person i first loved and in some way probably always will
Most Likeley to say - Manfringinson Googenhymen
Least Likeley to Say- Julie, i love it when we get on.

Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom

Name - Dom Bryce
Nickname - Ickle Dom , Poison Dwarf
Age - 23
Residence - The gay house in Fenton
Profession - Phones4u Call Centre bi-atch and fellow bar slag
Favourite Pose - The Fuck i was so naughty last night
Trademark Fashion - Gap Kids
Smokes - Like a trooper
Drinks - anything with a glass bottle that can be banged on the railings of the club
Loves - Harry Potter nad the Pump It Up Work out
Hates - Everything Else
Role - Dancing buddy and fellow drunken rebel
Most Likeley to Say - Fuck of and die of a horrible disease
Least Likeley to say - i hope u live a long happy life

Jonno Slag

Name - Jonathan Cheshire
Nickname - Jonno Slag
Age - 22
Residence - Milehouse, soon to be Brum (sob)
Profession - Admin @ THE
Favourite Pose-The all over the place on pills look
Trademark Fashion - Topshop
Smokes - menthol
Drinks - water and pills in liquid form!
Loves - Michael
Hates - his job
Role - longest known gay and soon to be departed best bud
Most Likeley To Say - i was chatting to this guy on MSN (b4 the michael days)
Least Likeley to say - i wish i was single again

The Lesbian

Name - Julie Lancaster
Nickname - Geoff, Slag , Lesbo bitch
Age - 21
Residence - Chess, the rough end
Profession - Hospitality Management ( she works at brewsters)
Favourite Pose - Staring at the lights whilst dancing pose
Trademark Fashion - Rockport Boots and Dungarees
Smokes - Other peoples
Drinks - Blu WKD on Fridays VK Blu on Saturdays
Loves - Girls
Hates - Being called a Lesbian
Role - Disco Dancing Partner and a good tipper at the bar
Most Likeley to Say - Im Open Minded
Least Likeley To Say - Im a Lesbian

an ode to wings

considering my dear friend wings has been doing profiles on everybody, i beleive i shall steal the idea shamelessly and do one on him! (cue evil laugh mwahahahahahaha)

Name- Benjamin Haselhurst / Cassidy (whenever he feels the need for something "new")
Nickname - Wings,Butch Cassidy stretch armstrong!
Age - 22
Residence - The council end of our estate
Profession - Vodawhore call centre type thing and fellow bar slag
Favourite Pose - the circus freak
Trademark Fashion - Camel skin jackets with extra long shoes
Smokes - Not the stuff u can but from Harrys
Drinks - Chavskum Red Russian
Loves - His disabled cat and anything remoteley geekified
Hates - his exes new fella, RG3 and wicker
Role - Best Friend and confident, trust him with my life
Most likely to say - Ride the Walrus or A GAY!
Least Likely to say - Martini u were so helpful helping with that flatpack furniture.