thou shall not drink cheeky vimto again...........
hello peeps! not updated this since forever and have lots to tell! only now i cant remember so will go with recent events. has been a pretty hectic few months but im all kinds of good! had loads of issues with "the ex" , theres been rows, shagging,rows , shagging and the finale in the series , a huge row! there was a time when i did contemplate getting back together and it nearly happened. thankfully an incident occured which just reminded me things would be exactly how they were before. to sum it up he was coming over to mine after a nyt out where he was drinkin and he was workin, a member of staff spoke to me and he kicked off a little. the memories came screaming back to me and that was the end of that. ended up going out the following friday and what an absolute scream that was (sort of!) was absoluteley plastered before i even left the house with jon but as the night went on i became slightly more intoxicate, cant remember seeing jon in the club but he was with michael so i assume things were all good. ended up with linda and ruby who insisted on getting even more wankered, so to be fair i didnt stand a chance! after that the night has become a blur and ive had to piece together bits of it from what people are telling me, however i now want to hear no more because it just gets worse! apparenteley mark complained that i threw ice at him (not true) linda threw ice out of her drink (cos ice waters it down) and it went in marks direction . however fortunateley his complaint was fruitless and the whole thing was just shrugged off. she also threw her wig at him, which may have been true because she was also throwing random jewellery and giving it out to random people. i do beleive i have a pair of earrings here somewhere(will return them asap lush!). then to my sheer horror (baring in mind i cant remember this, the gaps have been filled by neil becci and dom) i was pinned down by the two of them and they simulated an orgy on the dancefloor. Last night was the skool disco and had a really cool nyt, never realised how wearing a skool uniform increased ur pulling chances! good god i swear its borderline paedophilia!
not really got much more to say to be honest, just been working my ass of just lateley and am about to do my 4 th consecutive shift of 6 !
well bfn all and will prob update this in about 10 years!
mart xx
not really got much more to say to be honest, just been working my ass of just lateley and am about to do my 4 th consecutive shift of 6 !
well bfn all and will prob update this in about 10 years!
mart xx
3 Comments:
At 5:09 PM, Wings said…
verilly I agree, bout time and had me gigglin. Ex's are lessons in life. Apparently. So I'll be holidaying in tibet this year dear.
I do believe you missed out the part when your Muffin-Like-Penis was unwrapped from your y fronts on said friday night of wankerdom. Funny that you failed to mention it.
A GAAAAY!
B xXx
At 6:42 PM, Wings said…
As regards todays threats dear, remember who started the legend of the Muffin...
(strokes white pussy)
Also I belive I have the S&M pictures...
Reach out and touch faith!
B xXx
At 8:40 PM, Wings said…
Somebody has a drink problem and it aint the feathered one or my fiery bird of myth...
xXx
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