an ode to wings

considering my dear friend wings has been doing profiles on everybody, i beleive i shall steal the idea shamelessly and do one on him! (cue evil laugh mwahahahahahaha)

Name- Benjamin Haselhurst / Cassidy (whenever he feels the need for something "new")
Nickname - Wings,Butch Cassidy stretch armstrong!
Age - 22
Residence - The council end of our estate
Profession - Vodawhore call centre type thing and fellow bar slag
Favourite Pose - the circus freak
Trademark Fashion - Camel skin jackets with extra long shoes
Smokes - Not the stuff u can but from Harrys
Drinks - Chavskum Red Russian
Loves - His disabled cat and anything remoteley geekified
Hates - his exes new fella, RG3 and wicker
Role - Best Friend and confident, trust him with my life
Most likely to say - Ride the Walrus or A GAY!
Least Likely to say - Martini u were so helpful helping with that flatpack furniture.