Ikea now make houses??????

hey there! has been a while since i last wrote in this so im sure there is plenty to say, however, a lot of it is drunken antics and are just a blacked out phase in my memory! not been up to much since the bank holiday weekend really, went out the following friday and got absoluteley wankered (whats new!) ended up in a drunken rendezvous with a certain ex(not mark) much to bens dissmay as he drove past us wlking home and shouted "a gay" very loudly out of the window, how many times ben, im not A gay im THE gay! lol also went out on the saturday which was an equally good night but i was very well behaved and came home all alone, well not quite, ian stayed over but i assutre u we have a purely plutonic friendship and nothing is gonna happen there! ended up going to the emergency doctors sunday night, had a spat of my good old friend tonsillitis! wish theyd take the effin things out and have done with! however, was mostly recovered wednesday so decided to take a trip to ikea with benji, (did u know ikea now make houses aparenteley??) well the intention of the trip was to collect a lovely sultry klippan sofa and bring it back in my hatchback astra , what the hell were we thinking! we did a little shop instore first, ben bought some bamboo stuff and some batteries and paid for the sultry sofa. then when we got to the collection point and they brought it out sense seemed to dawn on the dissilussioned twosome as we tried to ram it in the car at all angles . it just wasnt happeneing so off we went into the sunset, full refund to benjis debit card and no sultry sofa in sight! (sorry dear we will prevail , dont know how but we shall not be beaten!) so after the 80 mile round trip and a brief shop at asda we finally arrived back in sunny stoke . as for jonno, not seen him much lately but he has a bf so as long as he is happy then its all good. and as for me, had my hand over for my new team today which is cool , theyre all really nice and made me feel welcome so its all good. and i start the club on saturday which will also be cool! hopefully im gonna find my next man from the wrong side of the bar as wasnt having much success the other way around! lol bfn xxx