ickle adam

Name - Adam
Nickname - erm not got one yet
Age - about 15 the cow (nah 19 really)
Residence - Chez Penkhull
Profession - animal fondler and fellow bar whore
Favourite Pose - the drunken stupor
Trademark Fashion - Prada darling
Smokes - Nope, too young to buy cigarettes
Drinks - Fat Cat Cocktails
Loves - Fat Cat cocktails!
Hates - Dirty Old Men and Blackpool B+B's
Role - ickle baby of the clan
Most likeley to say - is there a hilton anywhere around here?
Least Likeley to say - this mardi gras is top class accomodation!

Bex!

Name- Rebecca Drury
Nickname- Bex, Dyke, Lesbo Slag
Age - 20
Residence - Leek Road, Costa Del Hanley
Profession - Fellow Bar Slag
Favourite Pose - Shake the hair shimmy the tits!
Trademark Fashion - Rockport Boots
Smokes - Only when Cat aint lookin!
Drinks - Southern Comfort
Loves - Cat , Trendz Cocktails and all things Hed Kandi
Hates - Lazy bar Staff
Role - Part of our group at work and very trustworthy!
Most Likeley To Say - Something nice
Least Likely to say - Yes, I am two faced and backstabbing.

Marky

Name - Mark Leighton
Nickname - Theres too many
Age - 22
Residence - Talke Pitts
Profession - MPRC Account Manager
Favourite Pose - Gurning
Trademark fashion - Anything Blue and plain!
Smokes - Heavily
Drinks - Anything
Loves - Futurama, Big Brother and Porscha
Hates - His mother , living at home
Role - ooooo, ex boyfriend, the person i first loved and in some way probably always will
Most Likeley to say - Manfringinson Googenhymen
Least Likeley to Say- Julie, i love it when we get on.

Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom

Name - Dom Bryce
Nickname - Ickle Dom , Poison Dwarf
Age - 23
Residence - The gay house in Fenton
Profession - Phones4u Call Centre bi-atch and fellow bar slag
Favourite Pose - The Fuck i was so naughty last night
Trademark Fashion - Gap Kids
Smokes - Like a trooper
Drinks - anything with a glass bottle that can be banged on the railings of the club
Loves - Harry Potter nad the Pump It Up Work out
Hates - Everything Else
Role - Dancing buddy and fellow drunken rebel
Most Likeley to Say - Fuck of and die of a horrible disease
Least Likeley to say - i hope u live a long happy life

Jonno Slag

Name - Jonathan Cheshire
Nickname - Jonno Slag
Age - 22
Residence - Milehouse, soon to be Brum (sob)
Profession - Admin @ THE
Favourite Pose-The all over the place on pills look
Trademark Fashion - Topshop
Smokes - menthol
Drinks - water and pills in liquid form!
Loves - Michael
Hates - his job
Role - longest known gay and soon to be departed best bud
Most Likeley To Say - i was chatting to this guy on MSN (b4 the michael days)
Least Likeley to say - i wish i was single again

The Lesbian

Name - Julie Lancaster
Nickname - Geoff, Slag , Lesbo bitch
Age - 21
Residence - Chess, the rough end
Profession - Hospitality Management ( she works at brewsters)
Favourite Pose - Staring at the lights whilst dancing pose
Trademark Fashion - Rockport Boots and Dungarees
Smokes - Other peoples
Drinks - Blu WKD on Fridays VK Blu on Saturdays
Loves - Girls
Hates - Being called a Lesbian
Role - Disco Dancing Partner and a good tipper at the bar
Most Likeley to Say - Im Open Minded
Least Likeley To Say - Im a Lesbian

an ode to wings

considering my dear friend wings has been doing profiles on everybody, i beleive i shall steal the idea shamelessly and do one on him! (cue evil laugh mwahahahahahaha)

Name- Benjamin Haselhurst / Cassidy (whenever he feels the need for something "new")
Nickname - Wings,Butch Cassidy stretch armstrong!
Age - 22
Residence - The council end of our estate
Profession - Vodawhore call centre type thing and fellow bar slag
Favourite Pose - the circus freak
Trademark Fashion - Camel skin jackets with extra long shoes
Smokes - Not the stuff u can but from Harrys
Drinks - Chavskum Red Russian
Loves - His disabled cat and anything remoteley geekified
Hates - his exes new fella, RG3 and wicker
Role - Best Friend and confident, trust him with my life
Most likely to say - Ride the Walrus or A GAY!
Least Likely to say - Martini u were so helpful helping with that flatpack furniture.

thou shall not drink cheeky vimto again...........

hello peeps! not updated this since forever and have lots to tell! only now i cant remember so will go with recent events. has been a pretty hectic few months but im all kinds of good! had loads of issues with "the ex" , theres been rows, shagging,rows , shagging and the finale in the series , a huge row! there was a time when i did contemplate getting back together and it nearly happened. thankfully an incident occured which just reminded me things would be exactly how they were before. to sum it up he was coming over to mine after a nyt out where he was drinkin and he was workin, a member of staff spoke to me and he kicked off a little. the memories came screaming back to me and that was the end of that. ended up going out the following friday and what an absolute scream that was (sort of!) was absoluteley plastered before i even left the house with jon but as the night went on i became slightly more intoxicate, cant remember seeing jon in the club but he was with michael so i assume things were all good. ended up with linda and ruby who insisted on getting even more wankered, so to be fair i didnt stand a chance! after that the night has become a blur and ive had to piece together bits of it from what people are telling me, however i now want to hear no more because it just gets worse! apparenteley mark complained that i threw ice at him (not true) linda threw ice out of her drink (cos ice waters it down) and it went in marks direction . however fortunateley his complaint was fruitless and the whole thing was just shrugged off. she also threw her wig at him, which may have been true because she was also throwing random jewellery and giving it out to random people. i do beleive i have a pair of earrings here somewhere(will return them asap lush!). then to my sheer horror (baring in mind i cant remember this, the gaps have been filled by neil becci and dom) i was pinned down by the two of them and they simulated an orgy on the dancefloor. Last night was the skool disco and had a really cool nyt, never realised how wearing a skool uniform increased ur pulling chances! good god i swear its borderline paedophilia!

not really got much more to say to be honest, just been working my ass of just lateley and am about to do my 4 th consecutive shift of 6 !

well bfn all and will prob update this in about 10 years!

mart xx

well...................................

ooo tought id update this as this week has been absoluteley manic! went to brum pride over the weekend and it was amazing! felt like a bit of a chav though, standing in the street with me can of carling. had a gr8 time, went down with yaz and kelly and met more people there. ended uop getting absoluteley wankered in the day and had to go to the hotel to sleep it off. got woke up by a bloody fire drill and had about 10 stories of stairs to walk down half asleep and half pissed! the fire brigade come though so that woke me up. went back out again at about 10 oclock ish and went to nightingales, what a superb club it is! it was absoluteley rammed and some slag kicked me in the leg for no reason so felt it necessary to push her into the wall, not that i ever hit girls but she deserved a shuv the fat bi-atch! she just called me a wanker and i agreed so she left! saw bananarama who im ashamed to say were pretty amazing, yasmin was dancing like a camp gay man to them , it was fucking hilarious! got back top the hotel and couldnt lock the door , so text bex to advise her of my possible gang rape situation, only to learn she was at staff drinks and announced it to every1! (not lived it down since)

ordered a new bed which arrives on saturday, ant has already agreed that he will christen it for me!
have a date tomorrow but might cancel as it has been4 1/2 years and to be quite honest come over all queer just thinkin about it! well gonna shoot cos need o make my self look beautiful for the night ahead and beleive u me it takes time!

bfn all xx

hideous decorating disaster!

well decided to decorate my living room today, the whole lot, foor walls etc. aged to get the roof done but not without disatrous consequences, didnt realise how difficyult it was, so was standing on the coffee table blisfully unaware that there was actually mor paint going on the floor than the ceiling, oooops! managed to get rid of most but looks like new flooring and new table may be required! ah well thats what huge bonuses are for!

other than that nother more to say been a competeley shit day today, lost the will to live by about 2 oclock! last nights shift was a bit of a nightmare, paul said to expect it to be quiet cos of the time of month and the staffs student summer ball, how wrong he was! the tuns was a joy, there was more staff behind the bar than customers, 6 in all and it was a race to a customer when they got to the bar, then when i got round to the club i was put on the bar with the most dense person i have ever met in my life, this is sum1 who asked if bitter shandy was strongbow and didnt know what g+t was! for fuks sake. it was absoluteley rammed as well, thought after my stint in bar 2 i wud be able to go downstairs and eye up the local talent but nope! was put on the disco bar for the last stretch, 5 people behind a bar barely big enough for 2 ! what a pleasure. staff drinks was particualy good though, Celia had had a few again and was absoluteley fukin hilarious, she dominated the stage yet again!

well thats it fot today, oooo im getting good at updating this now!

bye all , mart xx

twice in one week?

good god managed to find two slots to fill this in in one week! must be slacking methinks!

well am absoluteley fooked at the mo! did a full shift at work yesterday then went on to the club, had about 4 hrs sleep , went work again today and am back at the club in an hour!i must admit the gallons of red bull and the ecstasy tablets have helped ever so slightly! just kiddin!

well had a good laff last night at the club, dom had the camera and we set the task of seeing how many pictures i could actually appear on with completeley random people! after the second red eyed satan-esque style pic i swiftly made a clean break for the wash room where i seemed to spend the remainder of my shift, that is until paul asked me to go cover in trendz! DRAMA! cocktail ? whats that? apparentley he thought it would be god for me to do but i had to disagree, although the valium did calm my nerves ever so slightly.

well must dash, c ya soon peeps!

martini xx